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  2. queen-of-fallen-angels:

    jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

    howling-rising-demon:

    princess-dickhead:

    delzdesigns:

    Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

    The amount of dad jokes…

    "I’m hungry"
    "Hi hungry, I’m dad."
    "Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
    "Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
    "Hi dad three, I’m dad."

    What have you done

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  3. chilled:

    catsfurever:

    moogles4ever:

    catsfurever:

    $20 for a selfie with me

    but I can go to the dumpster for free

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    this couldn’t get any better

    (Source: catsfurever, via ryanvallejo)

     

  4. hartorotica:

    I’m just saying -

    Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

    We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

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  6. hi-nu-roly:

    chongotheartist:

    theyatemytailorr:

    never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

    i love you chongo

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  7. avengersonna:

    drewchainzzzz:

    lasersandtacos11:

    drewchainzzzz:

    If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

    actually if you were invisible the first thing you’d do is go blind because no light would hit your eyes it would just go through them

    so being invisible would suck

    Oh… thanks

    What if u close them

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  8. ladyhistory:

    Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

    PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

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  9. legalwifi:

    when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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  10. redthebear:

    dennys:

    *sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

    Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

    (via ryanvallejo)