1. tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

    anyankaleigh:

    baddiebey:

    image

    this is like my fave joke

    okay that shit was good.

    (via ambi-bambie)

     

  2. nickfuckface:

    parents: “u should be more active”
    me: image

    (Source: nickfuckface, via nerdisinmynature)

     

  3. "Whosoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god."
     
  4. wilwheaton:

    kngdmcat:

    worthless-wolf:

    blacksapphiredragon:

    down-sizing:

    Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

    Canon Jesus

    Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

    Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

    (Source: worshipyeezus)

     
  5. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Tumblr Loves Halloween 

    (via howdoyousolveaproblemlike-maria)

     

  6. masturbation-is-illegal:

    marielovesgroban:

    Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

    image

    (via ryanvallejo)

     
  7. bestcoffeeincardiff:

    Can’t argue with that

    (Source: timelordsandladies, via detectiveofmiddleearth)

     
  8. martyrdom-or-suicide:

    hardestcopy:

    iamtonysexual:

    scIENCE

    ….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

    …did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

    (via detectiveofmiddleearth)

     
  9. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Best Tumblr  Responses photoset

    (via ryanvallejo)

     

  10. "Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."